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CONFLICT PATTERNS - BIGGEST INSIGHT - DYNAMIC - VULNERABILITY - VALIDATION -
CONFLICT PATTERNS - BIGGEST INSIGHT - DYNAMIC - VULNERABILITY - VALIDATION -
THE VERDICT - EMOTIONAL LABOR BREAKDOWN - MESSAGE LENGTH INEQUALITY - ATTACHMENT STYLE - ACADEMIC DIAGNOSIS -
THE VERDICT - EMOTIONAL LABOR BREAKDOWN - MESSAGE LENGTH INEQUALITY - ATTACHMENT STYLE - ACADEMIC DIAGNOSIS -
REAL WORLD - THE INEVITABLE CYCLE - POWER PLAYS - WHY YOU'RE BOTH STILL HERE - WHY YOU STAY - WHY THEY STAY -
REAL WORLD - THE INEVITABLE CYCLE - POWER PLAYS - WHY YOU'RE BOTH STILL HERE - WHY YOU STAY - WHY THEY STAY -
RED FLAGS - TOXIC TRAITS - LOVE BOMBING - BREADCRUMBING - GASLIGHTING - SITUATIONSHIP -
RED FLAGS - TOXIC TRAITS - LOVE BOMBING - BREADCRUMBING - GASLIGHTING - SITUATIONSHIP -
REALITY CHECK - DELUSION SCORE - COMPATIBILITY - THE HARD TRUTH - WALKING AWAY - STAYING POWER -
REALITY CHECK - DELUSION SCORE - COMPATIBILITY - THE HARD TRUTH - WALKING AWAY - STAYING POWER -
STEP 1

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STEP 4

Ghost Writer

The perfect reply, in your voice.
Choose from 8 different styles
(yes including sexting)

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Flirty

Play it cool

"Hmm, thinking about me at 11pm? Interesting..."

Watch them come running
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Spicy

Turn up the heat

"I have thoughts about that... but you'll have to earn them 😈"

Leave them wanting more
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Fight Mode

Stand your ground

"We're not doing this. You had your chance."

Your boundaries, your rules
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EQ Mode

Get real

"I hear you. Let's figure this out together."

Depth over drama
😏

Flirty

Play it cool

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Send This:

"Hmm, thinking about me at 11pm? Interesting..."

Watch them come running

🥵

Spicy

Turn up the heat

Tap to flip
Send This:

"I have thoughts about that... but you'll have to earn them 😈"

Leave them wanting more

😤

Fight Mode

Stand your ground

Tap to flip
Send This:

"We're not doing this. You had your chance."

Your boundaries, your rules

💞

EQ Mode

Get real

Tap to flip
Send This:

"I hear you. Let's figure this out together."

Depth over drama

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WHAT'S IN YOUR REPORT

The Full Picture

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FLIRTING FORENSICS

Are they into you?

💘Receptivity: 10%

PREDICTIONS

What happens next?

🔮70% ghost incoming

SIMULATION ENGINE

Hypothetical stress tests

🧟Zombie Apocalypse: 0% survival

AWARDS CEREMONY

Your roast with receipts

🏆Mental Gymnastics Gold

LINGUISTIC DNA

How you actually text

💬Emoji Explosions

POWER DYNAMICS

Who's really in control?

⚖️You: 40% Them: 60%

CHEAT CODES

What their phrases really mean

🎮"I've been busy" = You're not priority

HIDDEN INSIGHTS

Manipulation tactics decoded

🔍8 patterns found
FLIRTING FORENSICS

Are they into you?

💘Receptivity: 10%
SIMULATION ENGINE

Hypothetical stress tests

🧟Zombie Apocalypse: 0% survival
LINGUISTIC DNA

How you actually text

💬Emoji Explosions
CHEAT CODES

What their phrases really mean

🎮"I've been busy" = You're not priority
PREDICTIONS

What happens next?

🔮70% ghost incoming
AWARDS CEREMONY

Your roast with receipts

🏆Mental Gymnastics Gold
POWER DYNAMICS

Who's really in control?

⚖️You: 40% Them: 60%
HIDDEN INSIGHTS

Manipulation tactics decoded

🔍8 patterns found

Your Privacy Matters

YOUR SECRETS ARE SAFE

End-to-end encrypted. Analyzed once. Then permanently deleted.

Encryption
Your Messages
Encrypted
256-bit encryption
No human review
Auto-deleted
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COSMIC COMPATIBILITY

Written In The Stars

Are you cosmically compatible? Find out.

64%
Sarah
Jake
TRANSFORMATIVE

You're trying to set the world on fire while they're building a fireproof bunker.

Chemistry88%
Communication42%
Emotional Security45%
Depth & Intimacy88%

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10,000+ Chats Analyzed

47 RED FLAGS

"The report caught patterns I completely missed. Finally saw the full picture."

Aanya, 24
Bunny
80/20 POWER SPLIT

"No wonder I felt drained. The numbers showed I was doing all the work."

Priya, 26
Bunny
PREDICTION: GHOST

"Report said 70% chance he'd disappear. He did. Exactly when it predicted."

Meera, 23
Bunny
BREADCRUMB ALERT

"23 'let's hang soon' texts exposed. Stopped waiting. Started living."

Kavya, 22
Bunny
RECEIPTS PULLED

"Showed him the report. He couldn't deny the manipulation tactics anymore."

Rhea, 25
Bunny
CLARITY: 100%

"Went from confused to confident in one report. Best ₹99 I ever spent."

Isha, 27
Bunny
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The report caught patterns I completely missed. Finally saw the full picture.

47 RED FLAGSAanya, 24
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No wonder I felt drained. The numbers showed I was doing all the work.

80/20 POWER SPLITPriya, 26
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Report said 70% chance he'd disappear. He did. Exactly when it predicted.

PREDICTION: GHOSTMeera, 23
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23 'let's hang soon' texts exposed. Stopped waiting. Started living.

BREADCRUMB ALERTKavya, 22
"

Showed him the report. He couldn't deny the manipulation tactics anymore.

RECEIPTS PULLEDRhea, 25
"

Went from confused to confident in one report. Best ₹99 I ever spent.

CLARITY: 100%Isha, 27
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FUTURE PROBABILITY

Still together in 6 months

👻12%

GHOST RISK

They're actually consistent

💬94

TEXTING SYNC

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