Delulu Check - Stop Being Delulu About Your Relationship

The chaos isn't passion,It's incompatibility.

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THE BREAKDOWN YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING

DELULU METER

You're not hallucinating the chemistry, but you're twisting his intermittent availability into commitment promises.

ATTACHMENT STYLE

ANXIOUS-PREOCCUPIED

"Craving validation like oxygen—every unanswered text is a personal crisis."

POWER DYNAMICS

AISHWARYA

40%

KABIR

60%

He controls the rhythm—vanish for days, waltz back with warmth, leaving her chasing shadows.

YOUR RED FLAGS

You over-function to compensate for his under-investment—basically his emotional secretary, arranging dates, initiating deep talks, checking in on his health, all while he casually shows up when convenient.

THE RECEIPTS

MESSAGES

2,022

DAYS

DOUBLE TEXTS

269

AVG RESPONSE

~1 min

(Him: hours-days)

In 40 hours, you could've built a product, read 6 books, or hit 20 Pilates classes—instead you babysat his intermittent availability.

EMOTIONAL MATURITY

EMOTIONAL AGE22

MATURITY4/10

AVAILABILITY75%

HIS RED FLAGS

Kabir weaponizes "honesty" about his bandwidth limitations to pre-justify inconsistency while still accepting your emotional labor. He'll disappear for days but show up warm when convenient—classic avoidant strategy to keep you hooked without commitment.

HIS INVESTMENT

25%

THE ATTACHMENT DANCE

YOU

Anxious

💥

THEM

Avoidant

RESULT:

Toxic Push-Pull Cycle

THE FATAL FORMULA

YOUR CONTRIBUTION:

Over-functioning + People Pleasing

THEIR CONTRIBUTION:

Weaponized Honesty + Distance

Emotional Exhaustion Speedrun

MEANING MANUFACTURING

WHAT HE SAID:

"I enjoy your company, let's hang"

YOUR BRAIN'S TRANSLATION:

"He wants to build something real with me"

WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS:

He wants low-effort company without commitment

DELULU METER

You're not hallucinating the chemistry, but you're twisting his intermittent availability into commitment promises.

ATTACHMENT STYLE

ANXIOUS-PREOCCUPIED

"Craving validation like oxygen—every unanswered text is a personal crisis."

POWER DYNAMICS

AISHWARYA

40%

KABIR

60%

He controls the rhythm—vanish for days, waltz back with warmth, leaving her chasing shadows.

YOUR RED FLAGS

THE RECEIPTS

MESSAGES

2,022

DAYS

DOUBLE TEXTS

269

AVG RESPONSE

~1 min

(Him: hours-days)

In 40 hours, you could've built a product, read 6 books, or hit 20 Pilates classes—instead you babysat his intermittent availability.

EMOTIONAL MATURITY

EMOTIONAL AGE22

MATURITY4/10

AVAILABILITY75%

HIS RED FLAGS

HIS INVESTMENT

25%

THE ATTACHMENT DANCE

YOU

Anxious

💥

THEM

Avoidant

RESULT:

Toxic Push-Pull Cycle

THE FATAL FORMULA

YOUR CONTRIBUTION:

Over-functioning + People Pleasing

THEIR CONTRIBUTION:

Weaponized Honesty + Distance

Emotional Exhaustion Speedrun

MEANING MANUFACTURING

WHAT HE SAID:

"I enjoy your company, let's hang"

YOUR BRAIN'S TRANSLATION:

"He wants to build something real with me"

WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS:

He wants low-effort company without commitment

DELULU METER

You're not hallucinating the chemistry, but you're twisting his intermittent availability into commitment promises.

ATTACHMENT STYLE

ANXIOUS-PREOCCUPIED

"Craving validation like oxygen—every unanswered text is a personal crisis."

POWER DYNAMICS

AISHWARYA

40%

KABIR

60%

He controls the rhythm—vanish for days, waltz back with warmth, leaving her chasing shadows.

YOUR RED FLAGS

THE RECEIPTS

MESSAGES

2,022

DAYS

DOUBLE TEXTS

269

AVG RESPONSE

~1 min

(Him: hours-days)

In 40 hours, you could've built a product, read 6 books, or hit 20 Pilates classes—instead you babysat his intermittent availability.

EMOTIONAL MATURITY

EMOTIONAL AGE22

MATURITY4/10

AVAILABILITY75%

HIS RED FLAGS

HIS INVESTMENT

25%

THE ATTACHMENT DANCE

YOU

Anxious

💥

THEM

Avoidant

RESULT:

Toxic Push-Pull Cycle

THE FATAL FORMULA

YOUR CONTRIBUTION:

Over-functioning + People Pleasing

THEIR CONTRIBUTION:

Weaponized Honesty + Distance

Emotional Exhaustion Speedrun

MEANING MANUFACTURING

WHAT HE SAID:

"I enjoy your company, let's hang"

YOUR BRAIN'S TRANSLATION:

"He wants to build something real with me"

WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS:

He wants low-effort company without commitment

DELULU METER

You're not hallucinating the chemistry, but you're twisting his intermittent availability into commitment promises.

ATTACHMENT STYLE

ANXIOUS-PREOCCUPIED

"Craving validation like oxygen—every unanswered text is a personal crisis."

POWER DYNAMICS

AISHWARYA

40%

KABIR

60%

He controls the rhythm—vanish for days, waltz back with warmth, leaving her chasing shadows.

YOUR RED FLAGS

THE RECEIPTS

MESSAGES

2,022

DAYS

DOUBLE TEXTS

269

AVG RESPONSE

~1 min

(Him: hours-days)

In 40 hours, you could've built a product, read 6 books, or hit 20 Pilates classes—instead you babysat his intermittent availability.

EMOTIONAL MATURITY

EMOTIONAL AGE22

MATURITY4/10

AVAILABILITY75%

HIS RED FLAGS

HIS INVESTMENT

25%

THE ATTACHMENT DANCE

YOU

Anxious

💥

THEM

Avoidant

RESULT:

Toxic Push-Pull Cycle

THE FATAL FORMULA

YOUR CONTRIBUTION:

Over-functioning + People Pleasing

THEIR CONTRIBUTION:

Weaponized Honesty + Distance

Emotional Exhaustion Speedrun

MEANING MANUFACTURING

WHAT HE SAID:

"I enjoy your company, let's hang"

YOUR BRAIN'S TRANSLATION:

"He wants to build something real with me"

WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS:

He wants low-effort company without commitment

DOCTOR DELULU

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DR. DELULU

REALITY THERAPIST

DOCTOR DELULU

Knows your entire relationship history. Understands your patterns. Calls out your bullshit. Gives you the advice you actually need.

DR. DELULU

REALITY THERAPIST

MESSAGE MANUFACTURER

Knows your entire relationship history. Understands your patterns. Calls out your bullshit. Gives you the advice you actually need.

Aishwarya SAID:

"I'm seeing someone else now... but I still want you around"

Self-Respect Boundary

"Nah, I'm good. Call me when you figure out what you want."

WHY THIS WORKS:

This protects your emotional health by refusing the backup role. It creates distance while leaving the door open only on your terms—forcing them to confront what they're actually asking for instead of letting them have both worlds.

THEY'LL PROBABLY SAY:

"Wait... I didn't mean it like that. Can we talk?"

Direct Confrontation

"So you want me as a backup? That's not happening."

WHY THIS WORKS:

This calls out the disrespectful dynamic directly, naming what they're trying to do. It shows you see through the manipulation and won't accept breadcrumbs—high risk but establishes that you know your worth.

THEY'LL PROBABLY SAY:

"That's not what I'm saying... you're making this harder than it needs to be."

Anxious Pursuit

"What does that mean for us? Can we talk about this?"

WHY THIS WORKS:

This reflects anxious attachment—seeking clarity where there is none, opening negotiation when boundaries should close the door. It keeps you emotionally available while they explore other options, the exact trap you've been in before.

THEY'LL PROBABLY SAY:

"I just need you to understand... things are complicated right now."

Aishwarya SAID:

"I'm seeing someone else now... but I still want you around"

OPTION 1

Self-Respect Boundary

"Nah, I'm good. Call me when you figure out what you want."

WHY THIS WORKS:

THEY'LL PROBABLY SAY:

"Wait... I didn't mean it like that. Can we talk?"

OPTION 2

Direct Confrontation

"So you want me as a backup? That's not happening."

WHY THIS WORKS:

THEY'LL PROBABLY SAY:

"That's not what I'm saying... you're making this harder than it needs to be."

OPTION 3

Anxious Pursuit

"What does that mean for us? Can we talk about this?"

WHY THIS WORKS:

THEY'LL PROBABLY SAY:

"I just need you to understand... things are complicated right now."

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DECISION TREE

Knows your entire relationship history. Understands your patterns. Calls out your bullshit. Gives you the advice you actually need.

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DELUSION VS REALITY

Knows your entire relationship history. Understands your patterns. Calls out your bullshit. Gives you the advice you actually need.

DELUSION 2 OF 5

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YOUR DELUSION

"She's healed from her exes, so I'm safe from her patterns."

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THE REALITY

Her messages about Rohan show unresolved feelings and potential for emotional cheating.

⚠️ SEVERE

YOUR 13-ACT REALITY CHECK

A full psychological breakdown of your chat history. Data-driven insights meet brutal honesty.

The Delulu Meter

• 0-100% denial quantified
• Power dynamics mapped
• Time wasted calculated to the minute

Behavioral Autopsy

• Attachment styles dissected
• Meaning Manufacturing exposed
• Your brain vs reality

Sexual Tension

• Interest curves graphed
• Flirtation graveyard analyzed
• Effort differential exposed

Communication Breakdown

• Who initiates. Who ghosts
• Emotional labor split
• Conversation topics roasted

Red & Green Flags

• Every warning you ignored
• Flag mathematics calculated
• Evidence timestamped

Timeline of Doom

• Watch it decay phase by phase
• Smoking gun moment revealed
• Milestones mapped

Reality Check

• Delusion vs reality split-screen
• What everyone sees
• Emergency intervention

The Strategy

• Interactive decision tree
• Copy-paste scripts
• 3 paths with real timing strategies

Predictions

• 6-month forecasts
• Probability percentages
• Wildcard chaos factors identified

Awards Ceremony

• Your worst moments immortalized
• Trophies for cringe
• Comedy Central roast level savagery

The Verdict

• Final diagnosis delivered
• Guilty or innocent
• Your sentence based on evidence

The Red Book

• Conversation intel
• Their passions mapped
• Missed opportunities
• Action scripts to copy

The Delulu Meter

• 0-100% denial quantified
• Power dynamics mapped
• Time wasted calculated to the minute

Behavioral Autopsy

• Attachment styles dissected
• Meaning Manufacturing exposed
• Your brain vs reality

Sexual Tension

• Interest curves graphed
• Flirtation graveyard analyzed
• Effort differential exposed

Communication Breakdown

• Who initiates. Who ghosts
• Emotional labor split
• Conversation topics roasted

Red & Green Flags

• Every warning you ignored
• Flag mathematics calculated
• Evidence timestamped

Timeline of Doom

• Watch it decay phase by phase
• Smoking gun moment revealed
• Milestones mapped

Reality Check

• Delusion vs reality split-screen
• What everyone sees
• Emergency intervention

The Strategy

• Interactive decision tree
• Copy-paste scripts
• 3 paths with real timing strategies

Predictions

• 6-month forecasts
• Probability percentages
• Wildcard chaos factors identified

Awards Ceremony

• Your worst moments immortalized
• Trophies for cringe
• Comedy Central roast level savagery

The Verdict

• Final diagnosis delivered
• Guilty or innocent
• Your sentence based on evidence

The Red Book

• Conversation intel
• Their passions mapped
• Missed opportunities
• Action scripts to copy

The Delulu Meter

• 0-100% denial quantified
• Power dynamics mapped
• Time wasted calculated to the minute

Behavioral Autopsy

• Attachment styles dissected
• Meaning Manufacturing exposed
• Your brain vs reality

Sexual Tension

• Interest curves graphed
• Flirtation graveyard analyzed
• Effort differential exposed

Communication Breakdown

• Who initiates. Who ghosts
• Emotional labor split
• Conversation topics roasted

Red & Green Flags

• Every warning you ignored
• Flag mathematics calculated
• Evidence timestamped

Timeline of Doom

• Watch it decay phase by phase
• Smoking gun moment revealed
• Milestones mapped

Reality Check

• Delusion vs reality split-screen
• What everyone sees
• Emergency intervention

The Strategy

• Interactive decision tree
• Copy-paste scripts
• 3 paths with real timing strategies

Predictions

• 6-month forecasts
• Probability percentages
• Wildcard chaos factors identified

Awards Ceremony

• Your worst moments immortalized
• Trophies for cringe
• Comedy Central roast level savagery

The Verdict

• Final diagnosis delivered
• Guilty or innocent
• Your sentence based on evidence

The Red Book

• Conversation intel
• Their passions mapped
• Missed opportunities
• Action scripts to copy

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THERAPIST

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