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Ai Analyzes 1000 messages • Months of chat
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• Sarah's 6-month chat with "Mike" • 1,247 messages analyzed
Relationship Analysis Report
Sarah & Mike • 1,247 messages analyzed
They're interested but keeping options open - you're chasing harder than they are
Hidden Pattern: 17% interest gap detected. They respond fastest when bored (11pm-2am), not when genuinely engaged
The Interest Gap Reality
Interested but not invested
Over-invested and showing it
⚠️ 17-point gap = You're chasing. This kills attraction.
Their response
Your response
Their words/msg
Your words/msg
This is just 20% of your full report
Everything You Get in Your Report
Deep Psychology Analysis
- Attachment style identification
- Behavioral pattern mapping
- Emotional availability score
- Manipulation detection system
47 Behavioral Metrics
- Response time patterns
- Message length analysis
- Double/triple text frequency
- Time-of-day patterns
Power Dynamic Timeline
- Who's chasing vs leading
- Power shifts & triggers
- Interest level tracking
- Control pattern analysis
Red & Green Flag Detection
- Critical warning signs
- Trust indicators
- Manipulation tactics
- Genuine interest signals
3 Future Scenarios
- Best case (with odds)
- Most likely outcome
- Worst case triggers
- Critical decision factors
Personalized Playbook
- 12+ message templates
- Exact timing strategies
- Power rebalancing moves
- 4-week action plan
How It Works
Export Your Chat
WhatsApp > Chat > Export (without media)
Takes 30 seconds
Upload & Select
Drop the file and select relationship type
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Get The Truth
AI analyzes patterns you can't see
60 second analysis
What Makes This Different
Not another generic "compatibility calculator" - this is real behavioral analysis
Deep Psychology
- Attachment styles
- Manipulation detection
- Emotional maturity
Interest Analysis
- Real interest levels
- Power dynamics
- Behavioral tracking
Action Plans
- Copy-paste scripts
- Timing strategies
- Next moves
Predictions
- 3 scenarios
- Success probability
- Timeline estimates
Real Results from Real People
"Found out he was texting 3 other girls. The response time analysis showed everything."
Emma, 24
Dodged a bullet
"Realized I was being too clingy. Changed my approach and we're dating now!"
Jake, 28
In a relationship
"The power dynamics section opened my eyes. I was chasing way too hard."
Sofia, 26
Rebalanced dynamic
Questions?
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✓ No storage: Messages analyzed in real-time, then deleted
✓ No human access: Only AI sees your messages
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